Dear valued Clients,

At PBT, we’ve always prided ourselves on being ahead of the curve, and today, we’re excited to introduce a truly revolutionary product: TimeFuel.

What makes TimeFuel so groundbreaking? It’s not just fuel—it’s fuel that transports time itself!

Key features:

✅ Temporal efficiency: With TimeFuel, we’ve partnered with quantum physicists to ensure that when you refuel, your vessel doesn’t just move forward—it moves through time.
✅ Fuel the future: Say goodbye to late arrivals! TimeFuel guarantees your vessel will arrive ahead of schedule, cutting fuel costs by arriving earlier than planned.
✅ Carbon-free: By manipulating the space-time continuum, TimeFuel creates zero carbon emissions while simultaneously reducing the need for wind-resistant sails, engines, or even air!

While we’re not yet sure about the exact time it will take to roll out, we anticipate that TimeFuel could be available to your fleet by… well… some point in the future.

Enjoy the ride and the joke! Happy April 1st from the PBT team!